Programming Language Suggester
A simple jQuery based survey to help find the programming language that is right for you... forever
Finding the right programming language can be difficult...😰
There are so many out there! Please take a quick minute to answer the survey questions below and our "Command Office Oracle Leader" (a.k.a COOL) supercomputer will use a series of complex algorithms to determine the perfect language for you.
We make it easy! 😁👍
Don't like your result? Well... too bad. COOL knows all, and whether you like it or not, you will be forced to use the language that COOL selects for the entirety of your career as a developer. No pressure!
COOL has processed the data. You didn't enter enough 1's and 0's. COOL has determined you don't have what it takes to become a developer. Join the circus instead.
You can be clown I guess... 🤡
Looks like you're not cut out for this kid. Sorry.
COOL has processed the data. Your new programming language is Ruby! The rarest of them all
Wow! You must be really special. ❤️
"Ruby is an interpreted, high-level, general-purpose programming language which supports multiple programming paradigms. It was designed with an emphasis on programming productivity and simplicity. In Ruby, everything is an object, including primitive data types. It was developed in the mid-1990s by Yukihiro "Matz" Matsumoto in Japan." -Wikipedia
COOL has processed the data. Your new programming language is Python!
Lucky you! 🐍
"Python is an interpreted high-level general-purpose programming language. Its design philosophy emphasizes code readability with its use of significant indentation. Its language constructs as well as its object-oriented approach aim to help programmers write clear, logical code for small and large-scale projects." -Wikipedia
COOL has processed the data. Your new programming language is JavaScript!
Mmmmmmmm..... Coffee ☕
"JavaScript, often abbreviated JS, is a programming language that is one of the core technologies of the World Wide Web, alongside HTML and CSS. Over 97% of websites use JavaScript on the client side for web page behavior, often incorporating third-party libraries. All major web browsers have a dedicated JavaScript engine to execute the code on users' devices." -Wikipedia
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